People ride around on Kangaroos- False: We stop riding them once we reach 12 years old or reach a weight of more than 75lbs
We live underground- False: Only those who live out in Bartertown, Outback, Australia ( Home of the Thunderdome http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Xetonjc3M8&feature=related)
Foster’s is Australian for Beer- False: Fosters is somewhat a poor excuse for beer, it is brewed in Fort Worth. Try Coopers, Cascade, James Boag, James Squire, Matilda Bay, Carlton, Tooheys, Hahn, Vic Bitter shit even XXXX before Fosters
We ‘chuck’ shrimps on the barbie- False: They are prawns!
All Australian’s can surf- False: The ones that cant get pulled out by rips and are either eaten by sharks or cannibals on surrounding pacific islands (ie NZ)
We talk funny- False: Anybody not Australia talks funny
If you go to Australia you will perish- False: Stay away from Jellyfish, Snakes, Spiders, Crocodiles, Octupus, Sharks, Stonefish, Kangaroos and most importantly old drivers and you will be fine... Oh get lost and wind up in Bartertown or Wolf Creek.
More Rumours Dispelled at a latter date... Stay posted
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